Did You Know?

• Did you know that if a baby gets so many crumbs in her hair that she requires an emergency bath, the crumbs do not come out with shampoo and you have to pick them out individually?
• Did you know that no matter how consistent you are, a five-year-old can still believe that throwing a tantrum will get her what she wants?
• Did you know that hauling 20 pounds around all day does not give you arm muscles that you can see from across the street?
• Did you know that laundry multiplies exponentially and miraculously never runs out? Same with dishes on the counter, come to think of it.

Just a few thoughts.