Sunday, November 1, 2009

Amelie's Rules for Life

1. If you're so lucky as to get your big sister's lunchbox, run off with it as fast as you can. Yell, if possible. Run so fast that your picture-taking fool of a mother can only get your back in the picture.2. Try to get the printer/computer at all costs. If your parents block it off, climb.
3. If you see something you might fit into, climb into it.
4. Stand on chairs whenever possible.5. If the chair falls over, that's okay. Climb on it anyway. 6. If you're not tall enough to climb into something, tip it over first.

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