I have two additions to my reigning favorite household rules.
VanLoon Rule #3: We do not carry babies by the neck. (Don't worry, everyone is fine.)
VanLoon Rule #4: Babies do not eat electrical cords.
These new rules are proud to join the current family rules.
VanLoon Rule #2: Sand does not belong in diapers.
VanLoon Rule #1: We do not lick the kitchen floor.
What are the most unusual rules in your house?
2 comments:
Very good rules. My favorite one growing up was "No homemade fire escape ropes thrown out of our 5th floor apartment."
My dad was typically irritated at my lengthy stories, so we had a rule that was something like, "Don't tell your story until it is concise enough to be written on the back of a business card."
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