Kid Remote Control

Isaac and I were walking behind Ellie today watching her as she skipped. Ever proud parents, we noticed the forming muscles in her cute little legs and mused that we could sometimes watch her forever. Then Isaac pointed out that we would want to watch her longer if we cut put her on mute. He had a point. So we came up with the idea for the Kid Remote Control.

• Mute: You can see Kid but not hear her.
• Volume: Similar to Mute, you can regulate the volume of Kid.
• Change Channels: You can switch Kid from a bad or whiny mood to a pleasant one.
• Pause: Put Kid down for nap, or take one yourself.

I think we could make some serious money off this thing were it possible. Any other suggestions for buttons to include?