
Amelie gets dirty. We've been playing outside like crazy, and the girl attracts dirt like I attract drunk Bolivian men. She was so filthy when my parents arrived to baby-sit tonight that I was almost embarrassed!
Did it faze my mother? Not one bit. She stuck Amelie in the sink and proceeded to tackle my dirty dishes.

When the dishes were done, she shampooed Amelie's hair.

Everyone should have a mother like mine!
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