The Proof is in the Pictures

Let's see, what did Amelie do recently? She undressed herself while going to sleep.
She covered the cat in baby blankets and then dragged her off the couch.
She slathered herself in lotion - and I do mean "slathered." She's also done this (twice!) with Vaseline, which doesn't show up in pictures and is much more difficult to remove.
She dumped the entire salt shaker into the bowl of vegetables for dinner while I was still setting the table.
She is currently screaming from her crib after I put her to bed early because she squirted soap all over the sink (she is forbidden to use soap for exactly that reason).

Is it any wonder that I live for bedtime some days?