Why I Will Serve Bigger Lunches and Other Funny Conversations

Elizabeth: "Amelie, don't eat your boogers. That's gross."
Amelie: "But I'm just still hungry!"

Elizabeth, telling me about her exciting science class that day: "We had stations, and we got to look close-up at mealworms, and at snails, and at ants, and - oh, Mommy, it was so scary and disgusting - at CROCUSES!" (She meant "cockroaches.")

Me, taking a picture of Sam: "Sam, you are such a ham!"
Amelie: "Sammy not food!"

Me, after Amelie did something naughty: "Amelie, that is so sad."
Amelie, solemnly: "I forgive you, Mommy."