Some people really enjoy debating what Obama's recent "lipstick on a pig" comment was really about. (My political response is that I'm glad people don't carefully analyze every one of my words and phrases - the tongue is a very difficult thing to tame.)
Unfortunately, I found another thing that is perfectly described by the phrase: my feet. Last night they swelled up for the first time this pregnancy. (My hands have been ugly and red and swollen, but thus far my feet had escaped.) I decided to at least attempt to beautify the ugly things by redoing my pedicure, especially knowing that my feet are pretty visible since only sandals fit comfortably and feet seem to be very obvious during labor. Plus, I might not have a chance again for a while! So I twisted and contorted and stretched and somehow managed to paint my toes a lovely shade of bright pink, reasoning that if people were looking at my bright toes they might not notice my ugly feet.
It didn't work. The bright pink polish looks exactly like lipstick on a pig.
1 comment:
haha that's funny
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